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yo what's up man you need a ride

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we're doing we're doing some uber

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service tonight man if you need a ride

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we'll we'll drop you off where you need

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talking to me yeah i'm talking to you

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yeah come on man you need some uber

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you need to get to one side of town to

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yeah sure we'll protect you it's a scary

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world out there but uh that's what the

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honestly i don't know where the heck am

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i at well hey we're gonna hear uh we're

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gonna help you out and uh what's your

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what's your gamertag

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snowman hey snowman okay i see where

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you're at we're gonna come and uh pick

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you up right now

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we have a station wagon coming out to

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you right now we're going to pick you up

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and we'll take you back to the city

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all right

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don't worry about it

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and this isn't the trick

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or ploy or anything like that we're

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actually going to come help you

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probably

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if it is if i could get over this thing

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fence here well man fences are tough

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they're very tall

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but uh we're gonna work through it and

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uh hopefully we'll we'll drive right

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through that fence once i get my station

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it's tricky to get in here

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yeah it's a very uh yeah it's a tricky

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but they won't let me

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just a word of warning please don't make

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fun of my station wagon it's my mom's

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she only borrow it it's not ours it's

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yeah it's it's a buick

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are a damn good car

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i'm trying to get over there

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we're coming towards you right now oh

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[\h__\h] we're on our way come on yeah we're

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we're probably about five minutes away

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you're really out there and he's jesus

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it doesn't help that i probably had a

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few too many drinks tonight but hey

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we all have problems yeah we all have

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everybody does

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huh i guess

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someone took the easy way out

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uh yeah someone just committed suicide

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this uh this world is tough no doubt as

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i said i say somebody had a bounty on

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them or something probably

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that very well could be

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someone probably realized that

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that they had a nine thousand dollar

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bounty on themselves and they took

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themselves out so they can collect that

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money

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yeah i don't think it works like that

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but it could

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i don't know

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it down because i had a thirty thousand

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dollar bond bounding on me and i took

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these way out and it didn't give me the

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money it gave them the money no well

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[\h__\h]

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damn you

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sound like you're

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autistic one way you'll get

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the only way you get the money

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if you survive

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oh so yeah

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nice this kind that's

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i mean i mean i survived that the bounty

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his second one had

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bounty on me for

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5 000 and i've survived and i got that 5

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000. i tell you what you hop in our uber

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car no one's gonna get it your bounty i

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tell you what someone's got a bounty on

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you they gotta come through myself and

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my brother clown baby we're gonna take

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care of you

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no big deal all right

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hired muscle here for free tonight

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and we are we're pretty damn close

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uh jeff will you check the map and check

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doing that now um let's uh look

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he's on the military base

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military base

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yeah you go through here and make a left

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okay but he he's around

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drive on the uh

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i think i found it

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oh

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trouble

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yeah they tell me to leave well yeah you

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gotta listen to them you really do sound

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like kind of an autistic person well

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i'm on a road now wherever this road is

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yeah we're uh we're coming up here

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towards you i believe let me check my

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map real quick

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um

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can't worry i'm on a desert road okay

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okay yeah

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there's the road yep

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we i s i see you i just marked you off

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we're gonna be there in two minutes

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we're coming up on you you're gonna see

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a big white station wagon

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is he in trouble

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he's fine he's good i see where he's at

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yeah he's on a dirt road

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it is a little arid it is kind of it

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could be considered desert i guess it's

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that's all it is

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all right

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how long y'all been playing this game

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uh that's a good question uh maybe about

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a year i played on the xbox 360 for a

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while then i got it on the xbox one so

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about uh about a year

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it's uh pretty fun what level are you

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uh i come on

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okay

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i'm right 14

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it's not bad trying to get my rank up

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there

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i tell you what if you just ride around

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with us you'll get experience points

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we're going to go rob a convenience

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maybe i have to uh hold on a second that

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is what you've chosen oh vehicle access

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i can uh i'm gonna

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open it up to everyone

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there you go okay

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he got in

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hop in clown baby

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let's see let's look at this guy

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can you mark off downtown

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like downtown

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it's uh tickets down downtown so i know

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how to get there um

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sure

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there you go have fun

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holy moly

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i don't know hey hang on i'll be back on

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here

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what's the quickest way back jeff

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uh

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you can see the highway or

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we can take the train tracks up here

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let's give her a small state

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this station wagon is badass

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it is

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it sure is i believe that abortion

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oh [\h__\h] i don't know i think i have one

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um uh

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until i killed him

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oh yeah

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who's blowing holy [\h__\h] what's behind us

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jeff look behind us

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this number after that's in front of us

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not as god damn insurgent

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wouldn't follow them

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what's that red

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it's a gang thing

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people are after us why

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we're just trying to get them downtown

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they want the ball they do that

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they want the balls to follow me on the

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go

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oh crap

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we got to go after us leave us alone

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please leave us alone

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i'm digging to the hills

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are you shooting are they shooting i'm

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shooting good shooting

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oh shoot please

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please

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drive

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please leave us alone

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we get a [\h__\h] amrap behind us

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we're on a vacation look we have luggage

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up top

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please we're just doing some sightseeing

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i'm trying to help you out wow

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i'll leave you talking about

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the god

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left go left oh thank you

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goodbye i think he's i think he's

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helping us

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i think he's on our side

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leafy taco i think he's one of us no

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oh god